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You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fu..ing Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fu..ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
Bill Hicks
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Thank You Jesus. Your presence is Heaven to meIt has always been and will always be about You.
Unknown
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ho.. on my d..k cuz I look like Jesus.
Lil B
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I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom.
Benny Hinn
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Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?
Chuck Palahniuk
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I'm a sample of Jesus. I'm a super being.
Benny Hinn
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Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.
Richard Harris
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If you haven't thanked him, take that time out to do it. Thank you Jesus!
Unknown
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What shall I do then with Jesus, which is called Christ?
Pontius Pilate
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Thank you Jesus for all the wonderful blessings in my life.
Unknown
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There just aren't that many Jesus roles around.
Jeffrey Hunter
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There has never been a better raconteur than Jesus of Nazareth.
Harvey Cox
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Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets.
Jesus
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Jesus gives his life for the congregation, not the other way around.
Rob Walton
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The only person I'm 'thirsty' for is Jesus, I want more of him. Can't get enough of him... He's the only one I'm chasing after.
Unknown
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I don't want people to see me - I want them to see Jesus.
James Caviezel
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Encourage one another not to worry but to go to Jesus and pray.
Unknown
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Jesus, is the circus in town?
John Mcclane
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Hey Korean Jesus.
Jonah Hill
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SS: Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman
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