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Treadmill Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Treadmill Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
Unknown
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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.
The Situation
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I'm sick of the treadmill.
Andrea Martin
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I have a treadmill, and I work out with my trainer, Julie Diamond, as often as possible. She's so positive.
Emily Deschanel
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Nothing can stop me...Not even myself. Quitting is never an option whether its uphill on a treadmill or up the mountain in life.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I'm making little changes in my life to take care of myself, like putting in a mile or two on my treadmill every day.
Paula Deen
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Every day I spend time on the treadmill. I am walking faster, stronger and harder than I was two months ago.
Grete Waitz
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But by taking the time away, getting myself off the treadmill, and just slowing down and learning, I felt I had so much more to give back. And maybe that was something that needed to happen for all of us.
Lindsey Buckingham
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When running on the treadmill having Tom Welling in front of you makes it a lot easier. How lucky was I to have him as an exec producer.
Ashley Tisdale
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
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Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my treadmill. It never fails. To us, exercise is nothing short of a miracle.
Cher
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
Erma Bombeck
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To sentence a man of true genius, to the drudgery of a school is to put a racehorse on a treadmill.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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For an hour every day, I did something. I was on the elliptical or the treadmill, and if someone asked me to go to a class, whether it was spinning, boxing, yoga, you name it, I went. By the end of the month, I felt so good, I just kept going. I didn't want to lose my momentum.
Molly Sims
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When you step on the treadmill, make a commitment. Do, say, 3 miles a day. And don't get off until you finish. It doesn't matter what speed you're going. Just don't get off.
Tyrese Gibson
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Most of the time I meet my trainer at the gym and we do a lot of everything: weights circuit with cardio, football drills, sprinting with weights on the treadmill.
Charisma Carpenter
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I have a treadmill in my house, which is great because even if I jump on it for a little bit, it makes me feel better. I love yoga and Pilates too. I have a private Pilates instructor I go to once a week.
Holly Madison
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Im not one of those people who cant eat carbs. I eat a lot. I do. I run four miles a day on the treadmill. I know that works for me, so Ive kind of trained myself. I do lift weights. Im not very good at soccer.
Victoria Beckham
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Feeling awesome is awesome, but its a treadmill journey that you need to keep working towards.
Unknown
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