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All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
Donald Trump
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I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television.
Donald Trump
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I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. You're fired is a very strong term.
Donald Trump
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Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!'
Donald Trump
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What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
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It is inappropriate for the Bush administration to trump up a case in which we are ballyhooed into war.
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There is no doubt that our nation's security and defeating terrorism trump all other priorities.
Arlen Specter
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I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement.
Donald Trump
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I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is.
Donald Trump
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Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that's more productive.
Donald Trump
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Damn basedgod you lookin like donald trump. Swagg on a hunid trillion.
Lil B
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We think about all of our tomorrows, but we dont know how many they are, so lets start making the most of our Todays!
Ivana Trump
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Mom thinks I live in this dream world where everybody's Ivana Trump.
Kathie Lee Gifford
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It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.
Donald Trump
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Real estate is my life. It is my day job, if you will. But it consumes my nights and weekends, too.
Ivanka Trump
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I obviously have a great love and appreciation of jewelry, thanks to my mother, much to the dismay of both my father and my boyfriends.
Ivanka Trump
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I generally wake up, exercise and read through a huge amount of newspapers. I get to the office somewhere between 7:30 and 8:00 - my brothers and I are always the first ones in.
Ivanka Trump
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I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation.
Donald Trump
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One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government.
Donald Trump
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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