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Unknown Funny Dayoff Work Quotes & Sayings
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash
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It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work at my desk
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Please let me know if that work I spent sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for.
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Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
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The only difference between Hell and where I work is the fluorescent lighting.
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I don't work on Fridays, I make appearances.
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Your name still comes up at work whenever something goes horribly wrong and we don't want to take the blame.
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I only come into work to earn more time off...
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Don't bother me at work...unless cake is involved.
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I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.
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I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.
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