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Unknown Funny Dayoff Work Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time.
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I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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I work well with others when they leave me the fu.. alone.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
Jarod Kintz
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Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.
Ivan Reitman
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss.
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Thank you for praising good work, thank you for leading by example, thank you for caring about us and what we do. Thank you for being so terrific to work for. Happy Bosss Day!
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I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
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Instead of calling in sick today, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today!
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If homos..uality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.'
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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Sometimes it takes me more than eight hours to get nothing done.
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I wish you were as productive as your rectum is.
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