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Vacation Endingny Fat People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
Neal Barnard
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though we hate our fat people, we love our celebrities even more.
Camryn Manheim
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
Susan Powter
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Most people's vacation involves leaving home. My vacation consists of being home
Unknown
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I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Lloyd Kaufman
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The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush has now been on vacation for 27% of his presidency. That means the country could be 27% more screwed up than it already is.
Jimmy Kimmel
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Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing.
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Shit I hate when skinny people complain how fat they are.
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water and the beach - of course - and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful.
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Being overweight myself, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's other fat people who let their bellies hang out...
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If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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