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When Your Cold And Finally Have Cover Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I look forward to spending time with you once there are no remaining traces of your minor cold.
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You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
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Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet po...
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Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
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Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
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The snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
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Polar bears move South.
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You plan a two week hot bath.
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When I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!
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I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
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I hate being cold and I hate being wet and around 80% percent of this film I was cold and another 60% I was cold and wet, so it wasn't the best shoot for me.
Morris Chestnut
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I was on the cover of a lot of newspapers. I was on the cover of USA Today for every single day for a month. I was on the masthead, so I tend to get recognized a lot, and in weird places. It's always flattering, and it's always odd. It's always at the worst possible time.
Augusten Burroughs
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If my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.
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The steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.
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Only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names in the snow.
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
Joan Rivers
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The fact of the Watergate cover-up is not nearly as interesting as the step into making the cover-up. And when you understand the step, you understand that Richard Nixon lied. That he was a criminal.
Bob Woodward
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
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