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When Your Cold And Finally Have Cover Funny Quotes & Sayings
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.
Kate Winslet
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I'm finally old enough to say I despise today's music.
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How could you justify giving Holland twice the amount of money that you gave Belgium? Well, finally, I put it up to them. They said that they couldn't do it; it would destroy them. I said they had to do it. And I finally got support from Hoffman on it.
W Averell Harriman
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Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher? Will Truman: Im not. Im Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold heart was recently melted by a young nun.
Will & Grace
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It was cold out there, bitter, biting, cutting, piercing, hyperborean, marmoreal cold, and there were all these Minnesotans running around outdoors, happy as lambs in the spring.
Charles Kuralt
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle
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When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they can see the cover.
Unknown
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
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We can also cut by heat - heat punch. And we also can cut by cold - extreme cold. When you cut with heat, it makes a mark. With cold, no mark. It depends on the fabric.
Issey Miyake
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It's really comforting for me and Jeff, at least, that after 12 years we finally feel we've reached a place where we can be more honest, real and loving with each other. And we're finally in a band that we know is good, and deserves the credit it's getting.
Stone Gossard
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When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him.
Unknown
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And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen
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I told my mom, 'I'm not buying another magazine until I can get past this thought of looking like the girl on the cover'. She said, Miley, you are the girl on the cover,' and I was, like, 'I know, but I don't feel like that girl every day.' You can't always feel perfect.
Miley Cyrus
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I've lived in California my whole life, growing up and in college. Adjusting to the cold and learning how to dress for the cold was much different, but other than that, I've traveled so much with this team and the youth teams that its just a new and fun experience.
Alex Morgan
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It's funny how when you finally get over someone, you start seeing them in a whole new perspective. It's like you're looking at them through the eyes of your best friend, and you realize she's nothing special. She's just another ordinary girl.
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.
Jerry Lawler
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Tearing photos in half, burning them, throwing ashes I the air. Shes finally the girl who doesnt care. She threw all his clothes outta the closet into the trash, shes finally getting over that ass. Shes deleting his number, blocking his calls. Shes tired of fumbling for a guy who wont even fall. Texting new boys, calling old friends, shes finally starting to be happy again.
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Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
PJ O'Rourke
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