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Who Wants To Get Drunk And Wake Up Quotes & Sayings
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Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.
Unknown
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I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Unknown
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Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in booze, but the hours you write should be sober and with purpose.
Steve Gilliard
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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I love rolling over when I wake and feeling the baby wake up too. It's so incredible!
Vanessa Lachey
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I don't want to wake up tomorrow and have nothing to live up to. I want to wake up early to start chasing my dreams.
Unknown
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Im a wake up in the room, wake up with a hangover. What I spent last night I could bought a Range Rover.
Young Jeezy
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In movies actors wake up with their hair done and their make up still intact, that's how I wanna wake up everyday.
Shomari Kerreos
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Wake up wake up, I'm going at ya face makeup. These ni...s need stitches cause they takin pay cuts.
Lil Wayne
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Doc: Shh! Not so loud. You'll wake her up. Grumpy: Ah, let her wake up! She don't belong here nohow!
Snow White
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If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
Chuck Palahniuk
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Wake up, wake up. This is no hallucination. This is what we have become this what dreams are made of.
Suicide Silence
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Every day after I wake up, I think, 'Wait... this can't be real; I'm still going to wake up.'
Michael Phelps
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Every day after I wake up, I think, 'Wait...this can't be real; I'm still going to wake up.
Michael Phelps
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Don't wake up & think about all the things that went wrong yesterday, wake up and thank god that you woke up and pray for a better day today.
Unknown
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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Unknown
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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
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