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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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All I want for Christmas this year is the 2008 version of Obama.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.
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I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.
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Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.
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Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac s.. scandal.
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer...Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
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BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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