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Witty Facebook Statusesuming Quotes & Sayings
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?
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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
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Why do po.. sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches po.. and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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