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Witty Sarcastic Lifeistant Professor Quotes & Sayings
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
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The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.
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I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
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Saying 'Wow, You're cool.' when you see someone doing something stupid.
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Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
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Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bi...y.
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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
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I remember there was this thing I used to do at night. I think it was called "sleep."
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it.
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My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
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So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear?
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I wish I had Kim Kardashians talent of not having any talent and making money out of it.
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I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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