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I put on a lot of weight...I put on about 20 pounds at one point. It was purely eating, eating, eating, working out and working out, trying to sleep as much as you can...that's the other third of the equation. The eating was the biggest thing; since stopping shooting I probably work out the same but don't eat as much, and I've probably lost 15 pounds or something. Chicken breasts and protein shakes, boiled chicken, clean meats, the right carbs. Sickly stuff.
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
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I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did!
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
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Bosses are like legs. When they get to the top, they become asses.
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When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
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