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Worst Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
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If she thinks 69 is just a number, she's too young for you bro.
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Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
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If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what the hell is in raid?
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The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say, 'You too!'
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I've always wanted to spin around in a chair & say: "Ive been expecting you..."
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Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
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Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general? People are just trying to get attention by posting statuses or complaining to others about how bad their daily life is. Yes we all complain but there are those who do to often, and people need to realize that living a life can be tough but it's usually not worth complaining about especially over the internet. In my opinion the only people who should be able to complain about their lives are those who are fighting to survive.
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FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to fu..Book, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UpBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody's QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, s..Book, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, TrifeBook, everybodys RightBook, someone needs to come out with a get a fu..ing LifeBook!
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
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TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
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Ignoring somebodys text and then posting a Facebook status on purpose....Thug life.
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Dear google, can u just let me write my sentence before u start guessing...
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The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
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I'm gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks, you can just say I'm outstanding!
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My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa.
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