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Your Mom Being A Fat Quotes & Sayings
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
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My mom and I were in New York for the summer and I modeled for Ford. One time, I would not stop talking at the photo shoot so someone there said to my mom 'I think you have her in front of the wrong camera. You should go meet these people'. My mom had no idea what she was getting into and I got my first commercial.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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I want to be a loving mom. I want to be a mom who listens. I want to be a cool mom. I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.
Tori Spelling
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women.
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