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Your Mom Being A Fat Quotes & Sayings
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Me: I hate being single. Brain: it's because you're weird. Body: yeah, and fat. Face: plus, you're ugly. Food: I'm here for you.
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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An artist should remain true. Otherwise his talent, like his stomach, grows fat and stuffy.
Norman Reilly Raine
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where the fat ones at, I got somethin to feed em In some cookin books the black kids never wanted to read em.
Tyler The Creator
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My fat knots, my swag is top notch. My crack spots bring in cash in non stop.
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
Pamela Anderson
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You must be excited for the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense.
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Fat ho.. invented the Blind Date to trick men into having to give them a free meal.
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There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast.
Charles Baudelaire
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After we have calmly stood by and allowed monopolies to grow fat, we should not be asked to make them bloated.
John Griffin Carlisle
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In the Psalm of the Fiends Love.....discriminates while the fat cats feed the rats their daily dose of cake.
Otep
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That's so different in Hong Kong when I'm using my own mother language, I can treat the line in one thousand different ways, with many different reactions.
Chow Yun-Fat
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Dave Barry
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Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat I was.
Stevie Nicks
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Nicole Hollander
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As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face.
Edith Piaf
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My foreign car painted flat black. My girl hopped out a.. fat.
Waka Flocka Flame
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No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
Eric Cartman
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