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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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Suggest Revision: I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
 
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Suggest Revision: I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
 
Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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Suggest Revision: Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
 
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Suggest Revision: life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess.
 
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Suggest Revision: I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
 
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Suggest Revision: Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear google, can u just let me write my sentence before u start guessing...
 
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Suggest Revision: If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
 
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Suggest Revision: if you ever try and fail, you need to erase all evidence that you tried.
 
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Suggest Revision: My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible...
 
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Face book, the brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg, is becoming a rage these days. Every face book user can vent out all that he has in mind and share what is on his mind through his status message on his face book account’s wall. A witty face book status is the one which has a lot of wit and humour. It is basically a witty message which originates in the mind of the person who shares it with others on his wall. Messages which are authentic and purely genuine have more wit than the ones which follow the grapevine and are just being circulated. Witty messages are the brainchild of someone who is witty too and has lots of brain and talking sense. In the words of Will Wright, “In an online community, there's this kind of social economy between the community members. Some people have status because they make cool skins or that's a good website that's visited a lot, but there's no real game play there.”
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