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1st Month Baby Birth Of Men Eating Alone Quotes & Sayings
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.
Peter Ustinov
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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Runnin' through the alley and into the melee. Up on the second the sundown. Those run from January, November, December remember the 1st of the month.
Bizzy Bone
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Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.
Wernher Von Braun
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Fin to creep to the pad cause mom's got grub on the grill. If we got the food, you know it's the 1st of the month and my ni... we chills foe real.
Krayzie Bone
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The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby
Vin Diesel
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I want to be here, for my family. I want to be here for my baby. I want to see the birth of my baby.
Jayson Williams
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating cherries or oysters: they choose out the best at first, and end by eating all.
Nicolas De Chamfort
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Hey my ni... we havin' a wonderful day and I won't fu.. with me. Why? 'Cause it's the 1st of the month and now we smokin', chokin', rollin' blunts and sippin' on 40 ounces thuggin' come come we got the blessed rum.
Krayzie Bone
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Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month. To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up.
Layzie Bone
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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You know, when you welcome a child into the world, you witness the birth of your child, and you've been there for that nine month period, you realize that there's no doubt, there's no question that women are the stronger of the s..es. There's no doubt. Any man who had to carry a child for nine months would cave in about month or two. And then delivery, you know labor? Yeah, it's over with. So yeah, I would certainly like to explore that. Sure.
Johnny Depp
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We heavy off into this game. True to the 1st just call me that pro slang. Them nickels and dimes and 20's and 50's. The 1st be the day for the dopeman.
Layzie Bone
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the same state. There is as little reason to deplore the one as there is to be pleased over the other.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
Unknown
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My natural mother died one month after I was born, apparently due to giving birth at an advanced age.
Koichi Tanaka
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