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A Husband Is A Guy Who Tells You When You Quotes & Sayings
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash
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My ex husband is my only weakness. When he tells me he loves me my heart melts.
Unknown
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I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
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What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing.
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I dont know. That guy never tells me anything... -Agent Phil Coulson
Thor
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My landlady, who is only a tailor's widow, reads her Milton; and tells me, that her late husband first fell in love with her on this very account: because she read Milton with such proper emphasis.
Karl Philipp Moritz
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Sometimes your heart tells you to help someone find their way, but your mind tells you that someone needs to find their path on their own to grow. Sometimes your heart tells you to love someone who is not on the same page as you, but your mind tells you your differences will end up pulling you both a part. Sometimes your heart tells you to endure the cheating and abuse with the hope of change, but your mind says you know you deserve better. Your heart and mind sometimes disagree; your fate will depend on whose advice you follow.
Eugene Nathaniel Butler
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I'm always amazed when someone tells me they've listened to the Family Guy commentary, like, Really? You could honestly sit through that?
Seth Macfarlane
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The next guy I meet is going to be my husband and I already talked to God about that. I was like, 'Check this out Lord, I know what you want for me,' and he really wants a man that has completely sold out for Christ for me, who can help me improve and be better than I am.
Meagan Good
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War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
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When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
Natalie Portman
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If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. d..kens wasn't that nice a guy.
Dustin Hoffman
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Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband:*whispers in ear* I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.
Harriet Morgan
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Listen to the lyrics - we're singing about everyday life: rich people trying to keep money, poor people tying to get it, and everyone having trouble with their husband or wife!
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I'm not a person who flies away with a hot guy and is away from my husband for 3 months. We travel together. I've been dependent...if he's in the same room the whole room glows, and I can't see others except him. Yeah, mm I think that's love.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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Happy Birthday to the best husband in the world. I feel so blessed to have found true love in your arms. I feel so proud to call you my husband. May you be blessed with all that you have ever dreamt of.
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I had the worst one the other night. I was out with my girlfriends, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the girl he was just talking to has a bejeweled vagina. She had, like, bejeweled her va-jay-jay! I was like, 'Really, dude?'
Amber Lancaster
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
Joan Rivers
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God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass
Thomas Fuller
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