TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Apocalypse Status Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Apocalypse Status Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Hoes
Sarcastic
Jokes
Facebook Status
Jokes
Facebook Status
Idgaf
Get Over It
Funny Facebook Status
Sarcastic
Funny
Marriage
End Of The World
Clever Facebook Status
Being Fat
Fat Jokes
Short
Show more
Mom
Sleep
Dreams
Food
Clothes
Clever Facebook Status
Aggressive
Hunger
Irony
It Is What It Is
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Swag
Relationship
Internet
Technology
Funny
Sarcasm
Creative
Witty Facebook Status
Flirtation
Being Fat
Exercise
Fitness
Humor
Keeping It Real
Marketing
Affection
Political Leaders
QUOTES
Slut jokes are just whor..able.
Unknown
524 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Hoes quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
Unknown
73 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Jokes quotes
If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
Unknown
124 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Jokes quotes
Idgaf quotes
Get Over It quotes
I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
Unknown
336 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Jokes quotes
9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
Unknown
220 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?'
Unknown
88 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Marriage quotes
End Of The World quotes
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
234 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Being Fat quotes
Fat Jokes quotes
Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
Unknown
202 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
1251 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Short quotes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
Unknown
616 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
Unknown
232 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Mom quotes
Jokes quotes
My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
Unknown
282 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sleep quotes
Dreams quotes
Jokes quotes
I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
Unknown
109 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
Unknown
294 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Food quotes
Short quotes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
Nikhil Saluja
226 Likes
Funny quotes
Clothes quotes
Jokes quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
Dylan Nace
227 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Short quotes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
11 Likes
Jokes quotes
Aggressive quotes
I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
Unknown
157 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Hunger quotes
Food quotes
Irony quotes
It Is What It Is quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
0 Likes
Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
Unknown
514 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Swag quotes
Jokes quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 07
Approval
Being Betrayed
Causes
Curiosity
Darkness
Denial
Evolution
Free Thinking
God
God Love
Hell
Heroism
I Love You So Much
Liberty
Life
Literature
Necessity
Night
Pleasure
Principles
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™