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Babysitting Jokes Of Older Quotes & Sayings
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
Unknown
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What I am finding now is that my audience is getting younger as I get older, which is a very good thing as you know - you don't want them to get older as you get older.
Russell Banks
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My agent didnt want me on Disney because Im older. But honestly, Im not ready for older roles yet, or even the things older girls do. I am still young.
Ashley Tisdale
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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When I was a kid, I was surrounded by girls: older sisters, older girl cousins just down the street... except for an older boy named Vito who threw rocks. Each year I would wish for a baby brother. It never happened.
Wally Lamb
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It's more along the lines of raising a child: we train the system to a certain range of behaviors that we find most useful. But then we let it go, because we don't want to have to be babysitting it the whole time.
Kevin Kelly
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I was babysitting the night High School Musical premiered last year. I watched with the kids and we sang along to the lyrics. I was making $12 an hour.
Monique Coleman
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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My job is not babysitting people; my job is focusing on making the best band I possibly can.
Jerry Only
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Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.
Jane Fonda
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Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love, it's babysitting.
Jane Fonda
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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