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Banquet Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
Aristotle
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We should have a banquet on the day haters die.
Ovadia Yosef
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Liverpool without European football is like a banquet without wine.
Roy Evans
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Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Aesop
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Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.
Rosalind Russell
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Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
Washington Irving
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The sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath are parts of the banquet.
Rebecca H Davis
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In talking to you I feel very much more at ease than my colleagues who gave the speeches during the banquet.
Felix Bloch
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Better to eat a dry crust of bread with peace of mind than have a banquet in a house full of trouble.
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Death is the king of this world: 'Tis his park where he breeds life to feed him. Cries of pain are music for his banquet.
George Eliot
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The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.
James Thurber
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My vanity was flattered by having been mistaken for our revered sovereign. I ordered a banquet to be got ready for the following evening, under the trees before my house, and invited the whole town.
Adelbert Von Chamisso
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Everybody, sooner or later, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
Mark Twain
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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet
Mark Twain
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You must strive to multiply bread so that it suffices for the tables of mankind, and not rather favor an artificial control of birth, which would be irrational, in order to diminish the number of guests at the banquet of life.
Pope Paul VI
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