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Beeing Pregnant Its Not A Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind, I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!
Katherine Heigl
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I really wish everybody really would stop acting pregnant or doing extra stuff the last time I checked being pregnant was serious.
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I'm proud of my future wife being pregnant, going to school and still have enough energy to talk to me.
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You know what must suck , being pregnant for the whole nine months then something going wrong during labor and the baby passing away.
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Girls that lie about being pregnant are dumb as hell. You never know how the boy will react.
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Woke up from a nightmare about being pregnant and having a miscarriage. Most horrifying dream I've had yet...
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Only thing I would love about being pregnant besides the baby is that my boobies grow.
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I'm glad I woke up. I always have the shittiest dreams, stuff like being late for everything or being pregnant or painfully dying.
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There was something to me that was really compelling about that woman, already knowing she couldn't get pregnant. When I made that movie I was maybe 24, and to be 24 and already know you can't get pregnant, that was really interesting to me.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Best thing about being pregnant...People WANT you to nap and you don't feel guilty or lazy for doing so.
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Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were f***ked before you got there.
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Being pregnant certainly puts a damper on one's social life.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Doc just asked a patient, "So besides being pregnant, do you have any other medical problems?" ...didn't realize pregnancy was a "problem."
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The emotional crying part of being pregnant , is not where its at...
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Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times your were f***** before you got there.
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Being pregnant don't make you wifey.
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I don't find it cute being pregnant at 15...
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