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Being Ugly Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U".
Unknown
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
Evan Dando
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Never. ever stoppin', but these ni...s steady coppin'. So I'm ugly with the money. Ugly, ugly, Green Goblin.
Jae Millz
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It is better to have an ugly face than an ugly tongue as the ugly face could not hurting others, but the tongue can produce ugly words that hurt.
Siotto Castello
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I grew up as the ugly duckling. I was the only one with a dark skin and therefor I didn't really fit in. A lot of people made jokes of me as 'the adopted one.'
Eva Longoria
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I was actually very ugly. I was ugly. I felt very insecure.
Jessica Hahn
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Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you.
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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
Margaret Cho
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No two way about it, no matter how pretty you appear, if your heart is ugly, you are ugly.
Michael Mbuko
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Beauty is but skin deep, ugly lies the bone; Beauty dies and fades away, but ugly holds its own.
Albert Einstein
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I think I can be beautiful with all the little stuff done, and I can be ugly. A lot of attractive actresses can't be ugly.
Juliette Lewis
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My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, What if shes ugly? Youre ugly.
Beverly Johnson
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What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
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It annoys me when those really attractive people on here claim to be ugly, you're not ugly you're just an attention seeker.
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