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Benny Hill Oyster Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And he convinced me to eat one. And it was horrible and it was exciting. And I thought, this will be gross and I'll have a story: I had my first oyster with Paul Newman.
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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
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That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Benny Hill
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: Oh well, and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny Hill
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No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?
Benny Green
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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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No house should ever be on a hill or on anything. It should be of the hill. Belonging to it. Hill and house should live together each the happier for the other.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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