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Trans..uals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.
Samantha Jones
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Gaining weight is bittersweet 'cause your boobs get bigger but so does everything else...
Sarah Hyland
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One of my idols is Michelle Pfeiffer. I don't see big boobs on her.
Stacey Dash
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This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt.
Unknown
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If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
Unknown
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Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!'
Unknown
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All I do is sign boobs and be taking pics. Got the new benz the color of bacon bits.
Nicki Minaj
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Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.
Khloe Kardashian
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I don't get how there's all the laws protecting children from adult content, then they open the paper and see a slag with her boobs out.
Unknown
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Dear FAT, please move to a better place like my boobs or my butt.
Unknown
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Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs.
Unknown
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I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems.
Eva Longoria
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I don't think you necessarily need to show off your stomach and boobs to be s..y. I'm just not attracted to that type of dressing.
Ashley Olsen
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Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them.
Unknown
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s..y is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.
Nikhil Saluja
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At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.
Jessica Simpson
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We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. Its annoying. -Snooki
Jersey Shore
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When I was 13, I was flat as a board and totally unhappy about it. I would write in my diary every day, 'Oh, if I could just have a B cup by summer!' I actually prayed for big boobs. So I developed at about 14, and then I was 15, 16, 17, and they kept going.
Katherine Heigl
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Those women are just insecure, but they'll turn round to me and say 'you're just jealous 'cos you want a tan and you want big boobs, stupid boy-looking girl'. You can't win, they wouldn't believe me for a second.
La Roux
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I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I was trying to work, but they kept getting smaller. I was like, 'Guys, don't take them away!' I'm getting issues about it, I think.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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