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Brush Your Teeth Before Bed Quotes & Sayings
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I don't know how to construct a career that'll make me famous. Except maybe get my ears pinned back, get my teeth done, and go to America. But then I'll be competing with billions of actors who haven't got false teeth, and who are 25.
Ian Hart
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
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Someone out there is meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soulmate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll smile at you when you tell him, but he'll never laugh at your heart. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes and send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll call you to say goodnight before you get into bed or just because he is thinking about you. He'll be bursting to talk to you each morning just to hear the sound of your voice. He'll look into your eyes and tell you that you are the most beautiful girl he has ever seen and for the first time in your life ... you'll believe it
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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene Dietrich
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my sho.. off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould
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Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all.
James Brown
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I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in bed.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth!
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fu..ing true. It did happen like three days ago. My a.. is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt I bust my ass. Id show you the marks, but I dont wanna pull my pants down right now. I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich ni... teeth.
T-Pain
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The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world
Napoleon Bonaparte
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'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.'
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I LOVE SLEEPING but I never want to go to bed early.
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And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Jennifer Lopez
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
Guy De Maupassant
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
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My bed always feels more comfortable when I'm being forced to get out of it.
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