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Chopping On Banana Phones Quotes & Sayings
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
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The one thing I'm absolutely obsessed with lately are gadgets! New cell phones; I walk around with three phones because I have all the new ones, and I can't choose which I prefer.
Bar Refaeli
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Simba: Hey, look. Banana Beak's scared! Zazu: That's MISTER Banana Beak, to you, fuzzy!
The Lion King
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The terrorists that we are up against today do not rely upon cell phones and SAT phones and emails. They rely on couriers. You cannot intercept what a courier is telling somebody.
Oliver North
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Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood; aim for the chopping block.
Annie Dillard
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Now that's a tree worth chopping down. -Fry
Futurama
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The problem with TV now is that there's so much competition, that you're always on the chopping block.
Elisha Cuthbert
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I love this pedal to death. The only way you could keep me from playing one is by chopping off my legs!
Kirk Hammett
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A young girl stabbing people and chopping their legs off? Its just brilliant.
Aaron Johnson
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I cut myself a lot...but not when I'm chopping. It usually happens when I'm holding a knife and talking with my hands!
Rachael Ray
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People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results.
Albert Einstein
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Jumping out a caravan, eye's like a China man. Bladed up on four Pirellis chopping like a ceiling fan.
Riff Raff
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They say you're either a cutter or a burner. I never cut myself. I had been chopping vegetables with my mother since I was a kid, so I had that down. But I would get burned. With oil, usually. I have plenty of scars on my hands.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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Fine, take your banana!
Joe Jonas
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If she eats a banana in front of you, she wants the D.
Unknown
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This is America, not a banana republic.
Vincent Bugliosi
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Ryan Stiles
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Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
Colin Mochrie
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