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Condom Dark Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Human knowledge is dark and uncertain; philosophy is dark, astrology is dark, and geometry is dark.
John Jewel
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We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic.
Caroline Dhavernas
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Yes, a Jedis strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wans apprentice.
Yoda
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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It is a dark, dark world. If you're going to be in a dark world, I can't think of any better one to be in. I still think I'm very lucky to be in it.
James Gandolfini
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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I like being kept in the dark myself. You know, like mushrooms: Keep em in the dark and feed em shit. See, I think that's an enjoyable vegetable to be.
Christian Bale
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I'm playing dark history. It's beyond black. I'm dealing with the dark things of the cosmos.
Sun Ra
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There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark.
Pink Floyd
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I don't personally see my work as being dark. What interests me is a balance between light and dark.
Carter Burwell
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
10 Likes
I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
2 Likes
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
58 Likes
Dark ni...s with dark thoughts and long braids, its not far from white girls with big bread.
Wale
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