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Cow Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Georg Brandes
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
Ann Veneman
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
Bill Watterson
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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