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Dane Cook Dane Cookook D Quotes & Sayings
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And that is called paying the Dane-geld; but we've proved it again and again, that if once you have paid him the Dane-geld you never get rid of the Dane.
Rudyard Kipling
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I get so into the moment.
Dane Cook
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I won't take no for a question.
Dane Cook
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I'm really great in other peoples relationships.
Dane Cook
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I'm a late-night guy.
Dane Cook
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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
Dane Cook
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I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Dane Cook
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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
Dane Cook
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That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Dane Cook
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Dane Cook
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Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Dane Cook
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I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
Dane Cook
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I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
Dane Cook
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Its an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesnt know you exist.
Dane Cook
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I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
Dane Cook
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Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
Dane Cook
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I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
Dane Cook
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Ive been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.
Dane Cook
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Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
Dane Cook
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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
Dane Cook
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