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Dave Barry Woman Quotes & Sayings
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry
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The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.
Dave Barry
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry
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The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.
Dave Barry
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base
Dave Barry
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
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If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
Dave Barry
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Dave Barry
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave Barry
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
Dave Barry
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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Dave Barry
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
Dave Barry
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dave Barry
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But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
Dave Barry
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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
Dave Barry
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Dave Barry
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry
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There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.
Dave Barry
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