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Dont Call Me When Your Drunk Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Dont Call Me When Your Drunk" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. Thats just me, so give me a break. Call me wierd, call me a geek, call me what you want. Im just that unique:)
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus for he's drunk once for all
John Still
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Yes, and let me tell you why. That is the reason why I never wanted to drink and I never wanted to smoke. Because I wanted to be able to perform at any time and at any age if I had to. I wanted to keep my options open because I didnt know what would happen in my career. But I dont know because its really not my call and I dont know when I am going to leave. Whatever He says, I have to go do. It wasnt my call. I didnt know when I was going to come here. How will I know when I am going to leave? I may have thought so. But I dont know what He had planned for me. What He had planned for me was to go further than I would have wanted I had to go.
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Drunk people shouldn't call or text.
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Im a gangsta by choice I hope my sons choose wiser and dont call me sir, call me survivor.
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We started and want a call but love will change I dont' know why, I dont' know, I don't know why.
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Dont be made a fool of, dont call this love.
Christina Perri
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Dont blame me when I dont call or text you, I'm just finishing what you started.
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Don't ever call me 'baby' 'darling' 'boo' 'babe' whatsoever. I dont know you, you dont know me & you're not even my bf.
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Why dont we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.
Taylor Swift
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