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Drinking Redneck Quotes & Sayings
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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
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Cause I'm a redneck woman.
Gretchen Wilson
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Houston, we have a 'possum.
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You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed?
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Why are you smilin like a goat in a briarpatch?
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His redneck blood is thinning. -Phil
Duck Dynasty
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You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
Jeff Foxworthy
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He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You may be a redneck if...your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Hed gripe with a ham under each arm.
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He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Unknown
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
Sammy Hagar
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Im drinking so that youre more fun to be around.
Chelsea Handler
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Faculty met, and after the usual business, some conversation was had about certain students being addicted to drinking, and it was reported that a citizen of the village had informed a member of the Faculty that there was a good deal of drinking this term among the students.
Daniel H Hill
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