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Drinking Straw Quotes & Sayings
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Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Peter Griffin
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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor.
Nikola Tesla
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.
Jerrod Niemann
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
Unknown
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I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
Unknown
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I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
Unknown
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I quite drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.
Freddie Hubbard
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I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne
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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Edward Koc
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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Edward Koch
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Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.
Unknown
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
Unknown
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
Unknown
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Satiety comes of too frequent repetition; and he who will not give himself leisure to be thirsty can never find the true pleasure of drinking
Michel De Montaigne
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I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time.
Robbie Williams
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