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Drunk Guy Quotes & Sayings
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Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my first original property, and I just finished it...I couldn't tell ya. I don't know that I have an answer.
Seth Macfarlane
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Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot drink, and cannot rise.
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I think a guy should tell a girl he loves her first. I've heard so many stories of girls dropping the L-bomb first, and it just catches a guy off guard. He's uncomfortable. You never want to say to a guy, 'I love you,' and he says, 'thanks.' Just hold out. If you guys fall in love, he will tell you he loves you eventually.
Giuliana Rancic
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I look around me at all the girls who are always talking about how hot this guy or that guy is, and then I look at you. No one's whispering or giggling about you. You're not the hottest guy in school, but I fell in love with you anyway. I fell in love with you because of your laugh, and your smile, and your voice, and the way you walk and sit and stand, and the way I feel when I'm around you, and because you're my best friend. The fact that your pretty good looking helps, but I fell in love with the person you are. I can't tell you this, cause it might ruin our friendship, but you'll always be the hottest guy in the world to me.
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Today, I stopped to think...to think about us. To think about what we could of had. To think about how different my life would be right now...if only you were next to me. I then got sad. Sad of the fact that I know that you haven't stopped to think about me. Sad of knowing that she's probably in your arms. Sad of knowing that you never shared the same feeling. I looked up, and smiled. Smiled because thanks to your indifference, I found the most amazing guy. I found a guy who loves me with his all. A guy who's willing to do anything for me. A guy who I can call my boyfriend.
Mayra Piedra
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Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.
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They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk.
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd..k', and 'Colon'.
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I was always more of a film guy than an athlete guy. I had an art scholarship at Western. But I actually had a Chrysler scholarship to Interlochen up in Traverse City, Michigan. Then had an art scholarship to Western and I just walked onto the football team. But Im actually a sci-fi special effects guy.
Terry Crews
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I always fear that's it's hard for a guy to be with me. I'm probably every guy's worst nightmare, because I will not listen.
Sandra Bullock
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Its not easy to find a guy who didnt make use of you, a guy who is faithful and loyalty.
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Some girls complain about not finding the right guy, when they probably wouldn't even notice if the right guy was standing right there.
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Everyone has an opinion, and the guy screaming for censorship may be the next guy to have his ideas cut off.
Richard King
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I never thought a guy could cry, 'til you made it with another guy.
The Beach Boys
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Most politicians, when they meet with a guy like me, or a guy like Carville, tell you about how they can win.
Paul Begala
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Learn to say no. Not every guy is worth your time so not every guy should hear the word yes.
Unknown
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That's sort of what I like about this character is that he's not the good guy, he's not truly the bad guy.
Nicholas Lea
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Girls need to understand a guy is only a guy, he can only do so much. Stop expecting the world and appreciate what you have.
Unknown
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