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Eric Cartman How Do I Reach These Quotes & Sayings
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MomKitty is being a dildo.
Eric Cartman
11 Likes
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Respect My Authority!
Eric Cartman
36 Likes
Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
Eric Cartman
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How would you like to suck my balls?
Eric Cartman
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
Eric Cartman
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A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
Eric Cartman
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Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.
Eric Cartman
18 Likes
Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
Eric Cartman
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Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
Eric Cartman
20 Likes
Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
Eric Cartman
42 Likes
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Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.
Eric Cartman
26 Likes
Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Eric Cartman
6 Likes
Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pu... prick.
Eric Cartman
13 Likes
Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman
22 Likes
When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Eric Cartman
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Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Eric Cartman
32 Likes
You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you.
Eric Cartman
28 Likes
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Eric Cartman
48 Likes
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman
16 Likes
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
Eric Cartman
10 Likes
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