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Suggest Revision: A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
 
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Suggest Revision: A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never have more children than you have car windows.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
 
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Suggest Revision: God created man, but I could do better.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
 
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Suggest Revision: The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together
 
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Suggest Revision: The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
 
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