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Facebook Is Like Jail You Sit Around Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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"All you do is sit on Facebook all day" Lies. I sit on the chair.
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Give us kinder laws to bring us back when we're a-going wrong and don't set Jail, Jail, Jail afore us everywhere we turn
Charles Dickens
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company.
Samuel Johnson
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The question at the end of the day was, the courts having found there was no defense, a producer about to go to jail, should CBS in effect tell the producer go to jail even though there is no law at all that we can use to get you out of jail?
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we've spent hearing about it.
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I know a lot of reporters certainly will go to jail to defend confidential sources. Some have even gone to jail for an issue like this. But I can't say that's the norm.
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When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.
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If I was gonna go to jail, I don't want to go to jail for stealing a bottle of water. I'll steal that $20 million. At least then it was worth it.
Idris Elba
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You can jail a Revolutionary, but you can't jail the Revolution.
Huey Newton
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I also did some jail time a few years ago. Spent a whole summer in jail reading books. I pumped a ton of new knowledge and new thinking into myself.
Tommy Lee
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I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes.
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I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground.
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God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars.
Stephen Evans
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent...
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LAs crazy. When I was younger and watched The Beverly Hillbillies Or Beverly Hills 90210, I used to think it was so far from the hood. We were just in Compton and saw the yellow tape out, the sheriffs pickin up shells and looking for someone to arrest and take to jail. We get on the freeway for 10 or 15 minutes, and were in Beverly Hills, where we can sit in a Subway with no problems.
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