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Funny An Egyptian Mummy Would Say Quotes & Sayings
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MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine, and now engaged in supplying art with an excellent pigment. He is handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals. By means of the Mummy, mankind, it is said, Attests to the gods its respect for the dead. We plunder his tomb, be he sinner or saint, Distil him for physic and grind him for paint, Exhibit for money his poor, shrunken frame, And with levity flock to the scene of the shame. O, tell me, ye gods, for the use of my rhyme: For respecting the dead what's the limit of time? --Scopas Brune.
Ambrose Bierce
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Mummy wrap the kids, have em cryin for they mummy back. Dummy that your daddy is, tell em I just want my racks.
Jay-Z
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Two hundred and fifty mummies covered in gold. Something like this cannot be explained - mummy after mummy covered in shining gold.
Zahi Hawass
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I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.
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When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house, I can't believe I remember this, he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.
Mindy Kaling
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What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?
Princess Diana
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Wassup, mafu..a, where my money at? You gon make me come down to your house where yo mummy at.
Jay-Z
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The only thing my dad taught me, was how to survive and that was by him not being there. A man made me, mummy raised me.
Unknown
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I look at being an actress as being like a mummy: You're bandaged up and preserved as soon as you start making other people money.
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We have now seen that there is no particle of evidence for the Egyptian origin of Tarot cards.
Arthur E Waite
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I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
Anne Frank
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I'd rather be enslaved to a sadistic Egyptian Pharaoh than temporarily give up anything leavened.
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The Egyptian contribution to architecture was more concerned with remembering the dead than the living.
Stephen Gardiner
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She say that ni... rap, I say he couldn't wrap a mummy. But let me pass the weed, and stop passin' judgement.
Lil Wayne
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I mean, it was a mummy movie. It was a good film independent of its source. It that looks like Lawrence of Arabia on steroids in a lot of ways.
Brendan Fraser
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The Egyptian tomb was the outcome of the Mesopotamian influence and followed from the religious crisis the country had undergone.
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Once you touch the trappings of monarchy, like opening an Egyptian tomb, the inside is liable to crumble.
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Everytime someone ends a prayer in the Western world they say Amen - that is the name of an Egyptian god associated with completion. So we're still praying to their gods.
Whitley Strieber
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I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
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