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Funny Aunt Quotes & Sayings
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Even that crazy lunatic, my aunt the Empress, wa absolutely sweet and charming.
Lord Mountbatten
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Aunt Flora, and Fauna, and Merryweather. They never want me to meet anyone. -Princess Aurora
Sleeping Beauty
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I am single and childless, but I have lots of friends and I am an aunt to three lovely children.
Kate DiCamillo
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Kids, it was the summer of 2012 and your Aunt Robin was in this movie called The Avengers.
Tom Arnold
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Even my aunt Joan, hopelessly sentimental about every member of our family, admitted that I was hideous.
Sister Parish
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Chuck Nevitt
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Layers are not difficult for me. You have the luxury of takes, so if you feel like, say, you did not take in the fact that your aunt is across the way in one take, you do it again and try to add that piece.
Gillian Anderson
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Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.
Rudyard Kipling
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My aunt, who played a big part in my life, was a little bit more reserved, because if they don't see you on TV every week they think you must be starving.
Angela Bassett
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I wish I were one of those terribly clever people who, when they write their autobiographies, always say, when I was fifteen months old I distinctly remember my Aunt Fanny saying to me, etc.
George Seaton
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Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
Marcelene Cox
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When I was a kid, I remember one aunt drinking on Thanksgiving and falling asleep at the dinner table. Her husband said, Betty, wake up and finish your drink.
Fred Willard
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I'm about to get in the middle of some girl-on-girl action with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.
Unknown
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I got a black bi... and a red bi.... I call them ho.. Aunt Vivian.
Lil Wayne
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My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.
Robert Ripley
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
Larry David
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But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.
Jason Alexander
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Before he left, Aunt William pressed a sovereign into his hand guiltily, as if it were conscience money. He, on his side, took it as though it were a doctor's fee, and both ignored the transaction.
Ada Leverson
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Well when I was young, when I was very young, when I was a little boy I don't remember the music I heard, but there was an article in the Brooklyn Daily written by my Aunt about how I could choose phonograph records.
Elliott Carter
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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