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Funny Bitrday Sixty Quotes & Sayings
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Twenty can't be expected to tolerate sixty in all things, and sixty gets bored stiff with twenty's eternal love affairs.
Emily Carr
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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I did not have three thousand pairs of sho.., I had one thousand and sixty.
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Looking fifty is greatif youre sixty.
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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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At the age of sixty, to marry a beautiful girl of sixteen is to imitate those ignorant people who buy books to be read by their friends.
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Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
J Paul Getty
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Youth is too tumultuous for felicity; old age too insecure for happiness. The period most favorable to enjoyment, in a vigorous, fortunate, and generous life, is that between forty and sixty.
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
Jean Paul Getty
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
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Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the age of sixty, and walk up and down Collins Avenue in Florida in pedal pushers and mink stoles and with opinions on every subject under the sun. It isn't their fault they were given a gift like speech look, if cows could talk, they would say things just as idiotic.
Philip Roth
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The Cubs are due in sixty-two.
Ernie Banks
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Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.
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The Cubs are gonna shine in sixty-nine.
Ernie Banks
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