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Funny But True Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Seems like my statuses are always getting me in trouble with someone these days.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Cute relationship statuses are meaningless its the love and affection that counts one action, love will speak a life time of words.
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So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions.
Rick Moody
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I love my sister, but her Facebook statuses are unbearable, shut up.
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Reading illiterate people's poorly written Facebook statuses will always be a highlight of my day.
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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True friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.
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'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.
Jonah Hill
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If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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This is the time to pull together as a Nation, as different people from all over the States with different perspectives and different social statuses and different income brackets, to unify into one and help those on the ground who need our help the most.
Jack Kingston
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You hate drama, yet you post drama-starting statuses everyday. That makes sense...
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True friends are the ones that give you the shoulder to cry on. Best Friends are the ones that are ready with the shovel to hit the person who made you cry.
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Being a best friend is more than sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some of their statuses I change my mind.
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They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.
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You don't have to level up your character to impress others... Just remain simple and true to yourself.. True people with true love will embrace the real you.
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