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Funny Children Lea Quotes & Sayings
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Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
Ralph Bus
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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Nancy Mitford
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You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children...
Johnnie Casson
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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
Fyodor Dostoyevski
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The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Quentin Crisp
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Roseanne Barr
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The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out...
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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
Jo Brand
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There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given too much responsibility.
Maria Callas
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Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.
John Wilmot
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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
Lea DeLaria
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
Hussein Nishah
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
Henry Fielding
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
Unknown
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