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Funny First Place Quotes & Sayings
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When time and space and change converge, we find place. We arrive in Place when we resolve things. Place is peace of mind and understanding. Place is knowledge of self. Place is resolution.
Abdullah Ibrahim
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
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Have a great time in the place I can't remember you're traveling to
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You will find a place to hide your sausage.
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Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up elsewhere.
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Enjoy your time in that extremely sketchy place.
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There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game and that is first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay and I never want to finish second again.
Vince Lombardi
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Love has its place, as does hate. Peace has its place, as does war. Mercy has its place, as do cruelty and revenge.
Meir Kahane
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
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I'm not sure whether Los Angeles borders on the ocean or on oblivion. I always feel that I'm two steps away from the other side when I'm out there. It's more like a vacation place or a place to visit than a place to hunker down.
Jeffrey Wright
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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Math: The only place where a person can buy 80 watermelons without anyone thinking they're a weirdo.
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I'm the leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place then fu.. that shit, you're going first.
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The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.
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He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
Colin Quinn
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When a believer is in the place of obedience, no matter how severe the storm, he is as safe as if he were at home in his own bed, because the place of security is not the place of proper circumstances or of desirable circumstances. The place of security and safety, for the believer, is the place of obedience to the Lord. They were safe in the midst of a storm in obedience.
John Macarthur
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