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Funny Green House Guotes Quotes & Sayings
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
Mike Harding
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When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house, I can't believe I remember this, he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.
Mindy Kaling
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So they all went away from the little log house. The shutters were over the windows, so the little house could not see them go. It stayed there inside the log fence, behind the two big oak trees that in the summertime had made green roofs for Mary and Laura to play under.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Green how I want you green. Green wind. Green branches.
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The force that through the green fuse drives the flower. Drives my green age that blasts the roots of trees is my destroyer.
Dylan Thomas
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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The factory that my grandmother had put under the house to produce these green men to come get me.
Todd Bridges
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Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who cant make up their minds. - Greg House
House MD
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When I was a kid, we never heard of smog, ozone depletion, acid rain, green house gasses.
Dennis Weaver
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If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house, I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming, the house protects the dreamer, the house allows one to dream in peace.
Gaston Bachelard
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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But I am like a green olive tree in the house of God: I trust in the mercy of God for ever and ever. (Psalms 52:8)
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White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for the summer.
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I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
Rachel Green
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The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment: the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. The new president and his first lady.
Richard M Nixon
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Jake Green isn't just Jake Green. Jake represents all of us. The colour green is the central column of the spectrum and the name Jake has all sorts of numerical values. All things come back to him within the film's world of cons and games.
Guy Ritchie
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It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
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The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment: the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. The new president and his first lady.
Richard M Nixon
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