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Funny Guess Whose Mom Quotes & Sayings
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
Jenny McCarthy
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If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
Roseanne Barr
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Using the word 'gay' as a euphemism for homos..ual is fine I guess. But I've always thought a word like 'fabulous' might have been better. Sure would be a lot easier to tell your parents, "Mom, Dad: I'm fabulous! And my friends are fabulous, too!
Michael Greer
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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My guess is my brother would call his mom and his dad pretty regularly, a lot more than I probably did.
Jeb Bush
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My mom always told me to show my class not my ass, guess some girls parents never taught them that.
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My mom never caught me masturbating, so this is the next best thing I guess. Everyone needs to humiliate themselves in front of their parents somehow.
Seth Rogen
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Its hard when I cant even find the time to call my mom. When she thinks Im going Hollywood...I guess she probably should.
Mac Miller
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
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i think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
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When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Ashley Scott
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