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Funny Guess Whose Mom Quotes & Sayings
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Im ok mom. Im okay. Ill be ok. Ill be ok mom. I want to be okay mom. Mom I'm not ok and it hurts.
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Mom, it's so great how much closer we've gotten since you started texting instead of calling.
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Since youre walkin in my direction I guess Ill walk the opposite way.
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A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
Rudyard Kipling
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
Stephen King
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Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails.
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That moment when someone hates on you. bi..., my mom thinks I'm amazing.
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On role models growing up: My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
Ashley Tisdale
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(On role models growing up) My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
Ashley Tisdale
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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When someone says everything happens for a reason, I'd like to smack them and say, 'Yeah, I guess you're right.'
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I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
Paul Feig
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
Emo Philips
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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My Mom always tells me to write A brief thank you note that's polite. To avoid her tongue-lash Thanks a bunch for the cash And please tell her you got it, all right?
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I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years.
June Lockhart
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Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now???
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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Mom, I love you more than a kidnapped white girl running into the arms of Charles Ramsey.
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