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Funny Holiday Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
Unknown
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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
John B Priestly
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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When the boss is away, work becoms a holiday.
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
Kylie Minogue
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Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.
Unknown
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A holiday is when you celebrate something that's all finished up, that happened a long time ago and now there's nothing left to celebrate but the dead.
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If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
Tony Snow
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There is no pme who became rich because he broke a holiday, no one became fat because he broke a fast.
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
Jason Santana
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