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Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today.
Unknown
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I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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The world's a better place, because of folk like you. Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do. Happy Boss Day!
Unknown
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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May your Boss's Day consist of terrified employees awkwardly lavishing you with gifts they can barely afford.
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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Im choosing my words carefully cause Im sure, when it comes to being naked with Jennifer Aniston, they will be printed. But, believe it or not, it was just really silly, fun, funny and entertaining, at the end of the day.
Charlie Day
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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Those special people who believe in others give them the courage to succeed. It really means a lot to work with someone who's so understanding & supportive. Have a Great Day
Unknown
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I'm honoring you this Boss's Day by spending only half my workday on email, social media, dating sites, and po..ography.
Unknown
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.
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One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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